Pretty Bad: Amazon has cancelled Patriot

It seems we’ll forever be able to count Patriot’s seasons on John’s missing fingers.

On Saturday, Amazon Studios confirmed TV co-head Albert Cheng confirmed that Steve Conrad’s cult series PatriotTV-VCR’s favorite of last year—has been lost at sea.

“At this time, we don’t have a plan for a new season,” Cheng said during the streaming network’s TCA presentation. “We are not planning a new season.”

Still, credit where it’s due, Amazon is really making strides in catching up with Netflix—if only in terms of frustratingly backwards programming decisions.

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