Robert Pattinson’s Batman has arrived, bathed in red

If you’ve been wondering how Robert Pattinson’s Batman would look when brooding in his bat-photographic darkroom, here’s the answer.

Last night, The Batman director Matt Reeves posted some brief test footage from his upcoming film, giving a first look at his hero’s new costume. Across two closeups, Reeves shows off that his Batman wears spaulders, sports a stiff little collar on his cape, has visible stitching across the cowl seams, and, most importantly, doesn’t have a single nipple built into the design. Where is Batman going to stuff his erect nipples, Matt?

Anyway, that’s also a taste of Michael Giacchino’s score. So far, not very danceable.

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