Tom DeLonge made a movie, and yes it’s about aliens and looks bad

Tom DeLonge is once again putting his money where his mouth is spitting goofy lines and conspiracy theories. Now he’s made a movie, and here’s the trailer.

The former Blink-182-er’s debut feature, Monsters of California, in DeLonge’s own words, “takes [his] fascination with the unexplained, combines it with the skate culture [he] grew up a part of, and tosses in [his] ridiculous sense of humor.” As you’ll find out by the likes of lines like “I’d tell you, but I’d have to fuck your dad” bit, “ridiculous” is being generous. And the young actors’ delivery isn’t helping.

But look: there’s Richard Kind! You love to see him! There’s Casper Van Dien! You occasionally see him!

As for seeing the movie itself, Monsters of California does not yet have a distributor, so it’s unclear how, when, or WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUU.

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