Yoko Ono’s John Lennon movie is moving forward with director Jean-Marc Vallée

If you saw Nowhere Boy and wished it got to the Yoko stuff, you’re in luck! Dallas Buyers Club and Sharp Objects director Jean-Marc Vallée has reportedly signed on to direct a film about John Lennon and Yoko Ono’s romance, their plastic band, and so on. Bohemian Rhapsody, Darkest Hour, and The Theory of Everything screenwriter Anthony McCarten has penned the script as his latest exceedingly British biopic, and Ono herself is among the producers. Cheers to its success with a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.

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