Here are your 2019 Golden Globes nominations

The 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards nominations are in! And it seems that, this year, the Foreign Press Association is aiming to look as hopelessly misguided as the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Black Panther instead of First Man? Mary Poppins Returns over Sorry To Bother You? And multiple, better animated films strictly relegated to their category? Well, whatever. We at TV-VCR will put up our own Best- and Worst-ofs at the end of the year. In the meantime, here’s what some other opinionated jerks thought…

Best Motion Picture, Drama

A Star Is Born
Black Panther
BlacKkKlansman
Bohemian Rhapsody
If Beale Street Could Talk

Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy

Crazy Rich Asians
The Favourite
Green Book
Mary Poppins Returns
Vice

Best Director, Motion Picture

Adam McKay, Vice
Alfonso Cuarón, Roma
Bradley Cooper, A Star Is Born
Peter Farrelly, Green Book
Spike Lee, BlacKkKlansman

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama

Glenn Close, The Wife
Lady Gaga, A Star Is Born
Melissa McCarthy, Can You Ever Forgive Me?
Nicole Kidman, Destroyer
Rosamund Pike, A Private War

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy

Constance Wu, Crazy Rich Asians
Charlize Theron, Tully
Elsie Fisher, Eighth Grade
Emily Blunt, Mary Poppins Returns
Olivia Colman, The Favourite

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in any Motion Picture

Amy Adams, Vice
Claire Foy, First Man
Emma Stone, The Favourite
Rachel Weisz, The Favourite
Regina King, If Beale Street Could Talk

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama

Bradley Cooper, A Star Is Born
John David Washington, BlacKkKlansman
Lucas Hedges, Boy Erased
Rami Malek, Bohemian Rhapsody
Willem Dafoe, At Eternity’s Gate

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy

Christian Bale, Vice
John C. Reilly, Stan & Ollie
Lin-Manuel Miranda, Mary Poppins Returns
Robert Redford, The Old Man & the Gun
Viggo Mortensen, Green Book

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in any Motion Picture

Adam Driver, BlacKkKlansman
Mahershala Ali, Green Book
Richard E. Grant, Can You Ever Forgive Me?
Sam Rockwell, Vice
Timothée Chalamet, Beautiful Boy

Best Screenplay, Motion Picture

Adam McKay, Vice
Alfonso Cuarón, Roma
Barry Jenkins, If Beale Street Could Talk
Deborah Davis and Tony McNamara, The Favourite
Nick Vallelonga, Brian Currie and Peter Farrelly, Green Book

Best Original Score, Motion Picture

Alexandre Desplat, Isle of Dogs
Ludwig Göransson, Black Panther
Marco Beltrami, A Quiet Place
Justin Hurwitz, First Man
Marc Shaiman, Mary Poppins Returns

Best Original Song, Motion Picture

All the StarsBlack Panther
Girl in the MoviesDumplin’
Requiem for a Private WarA Private War
RevelationBoy Erased
ShallowA Star Is Born

Best Motion Picture, Animated

Incredibles 2
Isle of Dogs
Mirai
Ralph Breaks the Internet
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Best Motion Picture, Foreign Language

Capernaum
Girl
Never Look Away
Roma
Shoplifters

Best Television Series, Drama

The Americans, FX
Bodyguard, Netflix
Homecoming,, Amazon
Killing Eve, BBC America
Pose, FX

Best Television Series, Musical or Comedy

Barry, HBO
The Good Place, NBC
Kidding, Showtime
The Kominsky Method, Netflix
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Amazon

Best Television Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television

A Very English Scandal, Amazon
The Alienist, TNT
The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story, FX
Escape at Dannemora, Showtime
Sharp Objects, HBO

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series, Drama

Caitriona Balfe, Outlander
Elisabeth Moss, The Handmaid’s Tale
Julia Roberts, Homecoming
Keri Russell, The Americans
Sandra Oh, Killing Eve

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series, Musical or Comedy

Alison Brie, GLOW
Candice Bergen, Murphy Brown
Debra Messing, Will & Grace
Kristen Bell, The Good Place
Rachel Brosnahan, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series or a Motion Picture Made for Television

Amy Adams, Sharp Objects
Connie Britton, Dirty John
Laura Dern, The Tale
Patricia Arquette, Escape at Dannemora
Regina King, Seven Seconds

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television

Alex Borstein, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Patricia Clarkson, Sharp Objects
Penélope Cruz, The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story
Thandie Newton, Westworld
Yvonne Strahovski, The Handmaid’s Tale

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series, Drama

Billy Porter, Pose
Jason Bateman, Ozark
Matthew Rhys, The Americans
Richard Madden, Bodyguard
Stephan James, Homecoming

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series, Musical or Comedy

Bill Hader, Barry
Donald Glover, Atlanta
Jim Carrey, Kidding
Michael Douglas, The Kominsky Method
Sacha Baron Cohen, Who Is America?

Best Performance by an Actor in a Limited Series or a Motion Picture Made for Television

Antonio Banderas, Genius: Picasso
Benedict Cumberbatch, Patrick Melrose
Daniel Brühl, The Alienist
Darren Criss, The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story
Hugh Grant, A Very English Scandal

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television

Alan Arkin, The Kominsky Method
Ben Whishaw, A Very English Scandal
Édgar Ramírez, The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story
Henry Winkler, Barry
Kieran Culkin, Succession

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