Amazon decides new Dark Tower somehow worse than last one

The new Dark Tower? Just as bad as the old Dark Tower, apparently!

According to Deadline, Amazon has passed on the pilot they ordered for a new adaptation of Stephen King’s magnum opus, leaving producer/showrunner Glen Mazzara and MRC to shop their scripts around to other services.

The news comes two-and-a-half years since Sony made a pretty bad The Dark Tower adaptation meant to build into a “multi-platform universe.” That ultimately went nowhere, and this now seems doomed to a similar fate. We’ll just have to stick with the other fifty-some Stephen King things in various stages of production, huh?

Please help these sad nobodies and: