Danny Boyle just left Bond 25

After confirming he would direct the 25th Bond film back in March, Danny Boyle has now left the latest adventure of the drunk spy man who enjoys woman sex. The news comes from the official Bond Twitter, which today said, “Michael G. Wilson, Barbara Broccoli and Daniel Craig today announced that due to creative differences Danny Boyle has decided to no longer direct Bond 25.” Eon Productions has yet to reveal who will replace Boyle in telling Daniel Craig who to shoot or smooch.

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