In a grandiose, psychopathic move to half their population of un-pissed, not sweat-drenched seats, AMC is holding a marathon of every Marvel Cinematic Universe movie.
Starting April 23, AMC theaters in New York City, San Francisco, and Chicago will be running a 22-film showing of all the MCU’s greatest hits—as well as the misses, when it would be a great time to run home for a quick shower. As an added incentive to not just do this at home, where you can pause for basic human functions, AMC will also be offering “marathon only collectibles, and a special concession offer,” sure to keep audiences stuffed with trash both plastic and edible. Also, their final presentation, Avengers: Endgame, will start at 5pm, an hour earlier than other general showings. Spoil the ending as the perfect way to let employed friends who didn’t even save their vacation days for three days of superhero movies know they made the wrong choice. All that for a drop of humanity…
Anyway, if you love Marvel but hate yourself (but not so much that you can’t leave the house for three days), tickets are available here.
