Asgardian Psycho: Christian Bale in talks for Thor: Love & Thunder

Eight years since last seen doing any goofy superhero shit, Christian Bale may be ready to do some even goofier, more colorful superhero shit.

According to Collider, the Batman of yore is in talks to be the third and final Knight of Cups lead to join the Thor franchise with a role in the Marvel hero’s fourth outing, Love & Thunder. Should Bale sign on, he is going to flip when he sees how Hemsworth copped out with a fat suit.

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