David Lynch is shooting something for Netflix

David Lynch is set to shoot a new project next summer, and in typical Lynchian fashion, no one can really say for sure just what’s going on. As reported by Production Weekly, it’s a Netflix series with the working title Wisteria, and production is expected to begin in May. Netflix has already refused multiple outlets’ requests for a comment, so that’s all we’ve got on that. Maybe a Twin Peaks spinoff centered on the pitch-black woodsman? That guy could go on for hours about water and wells.

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