DCEU to further dilute into waters of an Aquaman spinoff

Buoyed by completely unearned box office numbers, Aquaman is getting a spinoff.

Stretching beyond the planned depths of Shazam!, Birds of Prey, Wonder Woman 1984, Joker, The Batman, The Suicide Squad, The Flash, Lobo, Justice League Dark, Cyborg, Black Adam, Green Lantern Corps, Justice League 2, Man of Steel 2, Gotham City Sirens, Deadshot, Deathstroke, Nightwing, Batgirl, New Gods, Blue Beetle, Plastic Man, Supergirl, an untitled Joker and Harley Quinn movie, and Aquaman 2, Warner Bros. is apparently ALSO loosely planning an Aquaman spinoff.

Because democracy truly works, the spinoff would focus on what everyone hoped to see more of: The Trench—that Aquaman area where the people of a sunken Atlantis devolved into utter freaks. At last, all your favorite DC superheroes are headed to the screen! Like the disgusting fish-man! And the other of those!

Please help these sad nobodies and: