Since his title role in the hilariously named Dracula 2000, few have sucked so much as Gerard Butler. Love him, hate him, or Geostorm him, the guy has made some of the most absolute shit of the last decade or two.
Getting ripped and screaming in 300 let him chomp into a completely unearned level of celebrity that’s led to a string of scattered Butler turds like P.S. I Love You, The Ugly Truth, Gamer, Gods of Egypt, Movie 43, and Hunter Killer. But his legacy, the longest continuous poo he’s managed to strain out, is undoubtedly the Fallen series.
2013’s Olympus Has Fallen, was already hard to pass, and its sequel, London Has Fallen, was one of the biggest crap-in-the-pants of 2016. Now, Butler is still locked in the bathroom with that wretched movement in Angel Has Fallen, a trilogy closer that sees the actor continuing his toilet-bowl Liam Neeson Taken routine—aged one-man action filtered through an arguably worse American accent, an unarguably worse franchise, and an abysmal skin regimen (Butler is SEVENTEEN YEARS Neeson’s junior, and you’d never know it from how rough he looks here).
Anyway, here’s the first Angel Has Fallen trailer, featuring Butler again in the role of Mike Banning, a Secret Service agent being framed for an elaborate drone strike on President Morgan Freeman. At first they thought the drones were bats, so you can see how it would be pinned on Dracula. Dracula 2000.
Butler’s new skidmark will be tracked into theaters August 23.
