HBO to reboot True Blood now that vampires aren’t really a thing anymore

HBO is looking to return to those halcyon days of 2008, when shit about horny vampires was a thing for like five years.

The company is reportedly developing a reboot of True Blood, their Southern Gothic fantasy drama about all the hottest Draculas of Louisiana. Series creator Alan Ball will return as an executive producer, but now Riverdale and Chilling Adventures of Sabrina creator Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa is heading up this tale of a synthetic blood that allows vampires to let their presence and fuckability be known.

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