In the latest Indiana Jones flick, Indy is literally 80 and on the hunt for everyone’s favorite mythical treasure: THE DIAL OF DESTINY! We all know it and love it, don’t we, folks? Just as we love seeing an octogenarian tumble about as if he shouldn’t at this point be retired, dead, or for some reason in a major political office. We’ve all been waiting to see a very, very old Indiana Jones finally encounter the most iconic, fantastical relic of them all, which is of course THE DIAL OF DESTINY. And, finally, someone besides that hack STEVEN SPIELBERG is behind the camera. What this franchise always needed was some new blood, some extremely old blood that is partially new blood transfused after numerous plane crashes, and our beloved DIAL. What a motion picture! What a DIAL!
We will begrudgingly acknowledge that it’s at least fun to see Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Mads Mikkelsen in one of these things over Shia LaBeouf when Indiana Jones and the DIAL OF DESTINY hits theaters June 30.
