Jake Gyllenhaal will steal an ambulance for Michael Bay

Michael Bay, our modern-day Scorsese, is finally getting his Bringing Out the Dead.

The Transformers man is reportedly set to make his next project Ambulance, a partner to Cop Car in reductively-titled thrillers about stealing public service vehicles. Jake Gyllenhaal and Dylan O’Brien are in talks to star as brothers who hijack an ambulance where a paramedic is tending a patient in critical condition. Eiza González is likely to play the EMT in this three-hander that’s being sold as Training Day meets Speed. Gonna be cool as hell when the ambulance turns into a bipedal robot.

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