After a few rounds in his Social Network shit-head know-it-all mode, Jesse Eisenberg is back to hit us with his anxious milquetoast routine for the dark comedy The Art of Self-Defense. This nebbish Foot Fist Way sees Eisenberg as a cubicle worker who seeks out martial arts training after he’s brutally mugged by some of the many humans who wouldn’t mind punching Jesse Eisenberg out. It hits theaters July 12.
