Lady Gaga and Adam Driver got that ski drip in first look at House of Gucci

The high-profile, real-life story of a woman getting a hitman to murder her famous ex-husband is what those in the industry know as a “very obvious thing to turn into a movie.”

Well, it took more than a quarter of a century, but it’s finally happening with House of Gucci, the tale of Patrizia Reggian killing former spouse and Gucci fashion house head Maurizio Gucci. Ridley Scott directs, with Adam Driver and Lady Gaga in the respective leads. This is how they would look adopting you from a combination orphanage/ski lodge.

Please help these sad nobodies and: