Here are your new Charlie’s Angels

Charlie’s got a new trio of Angels, and these three may be the best yet at doing a slightly agape sexy-mouth. THR is reporting that Kristen Stewart, Naomi Scott, and Ella Balinska have signed on to star in the latest Charlie’s Angels reboot on Sony’s schedule. For Stewart, this will be a return to the Runaways world of bad-ass ’70s girl groups put together by an old guy. For Scott, it’s a return to the Power Rangers world of being ordered around by a disembodied man. And for Balinska, it’s just a big break: she’s only appeared in a couple TV episodes in the UK. Elizabeth Banks is already cast as Bosley—and she’s directing and re-writing the script. We’ll see them all do the gun pose reviled by every bridal party photographer when Charlie’s Angels hits theaters next September.

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