Next Fast/Furious pushed back a year, which doesn’t seem very fast or furious at all


Descending into what could hardly be called “furious” and certainly not “fast,” the next Fast and/or Furious film will be delayed a full year. That’s the word from Universal Pictures, the studio today announcing that the ninth chapter of the strangely enduring franchise has been bumped from April 19, 2019 to April 10, 2020. Given that Fate of the Furious just came out in April of this year, that puts a full three years between that film and what’s said to be the penultimate chapter. We can only pray that Ludacris does not visibly age out of playing Tej.

Please help these sad nobodies and: