Paul Dano will be your Riddler

Dano in Okja, after getting the shit beaten out of him.

Paul Dano has found yet another film to get the shit beat out of himself in.

Warner Bros. just officially announced that Dano has signed on to join the rogues gallery of The Batman. The eminently injurable actor will play Edward Nashton—the film’s less punny take on Edgard Nygma, better known as the Riddler. So now you can doubly forget about Jonah Hill climbing into any punctuation-covered spandex.

Robert Pattinson is playing the Caped Crusader himself, with Zoë Kravitz attached as Catwoman, Jeffrey Wright playing Commissioner Gordon, and still the lingering threat that somehow Josh Gad works his way into this thing.

Please help these sad nobodies and: