Rubik’s Cube to become movie and game show, both of which sound very entertaining

Well, we’ve already got a View-Master movie in development. So fuck it; why not fellow Rubik’s Cube, too?

Hyde Park Entertainment and Endeavor Content are reportedly teaming up on both a movie and game show about aligning some colored cubes as part of a larger cube. The entertainment value is apparent!

The idea behind the game show seems fairly apparent if not particularly repeatable across one or more seasons. As for the movie, the thrust isn’t yet known—though Variety has vaguely speculated that it could go in the direction of Netflix’s chess-themed The Queen’s Gambit. As if there isn’t a far more obvious approach.

Please help these sad nobodies and: