As 2020 continues to show us, the truly wretched can always somehow get a whole lot worse. Our latest lesson in just how much more terrible the already terrible could get? Cats originally exposed the cats’ assholes.
The horrific news comes from writer Jack Waz, who claims that a VFX friend of his was tasked with removing CGI feline anuses from some 400 shots. As seen in the above screenshot from the film’s trailer, this dark underside of Cats seems to be true.
It’s unclear why Tom Hooper once thought his gross cats needed a fleshy, puckered dot under their tails. But that he did means that, somewhere, there exists an early version of Cats in which one could see Macavity’s cavity; Rum Tum Tugger could be buggered; and Old Deuteronomy could practice sodomy.
Naturally, everyone wants to see that.
Earlier today, #releasethebuttholecut began trending on Twitter, with even director Rian Johnson getting in on demanding our God-given right to see Mr. Mistoffelees’ pooper.
Just beware that, when pursuing Jellicle assholes, you yourself do not become an asshole… for when you gaze long into the Jennyanydots the Gumbie Cat’s sphincter, Jennyanydots the Gumbie Cat’s sphincter gazes also into you.
