This Minions: Rise of Gru teaser is your punishment for today

Did you think Minions had been relegated to the memes of Facebook mom groups? Well, you thought wrong. Those yellow ovoids and their grotesquely human irises have returned for Minions: The Rise of Gru, the prequel that sees Gru as a kid and the Minions getting orthodontic help. Just as you hoped!

It’s said the film is “teeming with Illumination’s signature subversive humor, pop-culture sophistication, full-hearted emotion, bold music sensibility, and over-the-top action,” which seems like a deeply delusional thing to say. We’ll find out for sure when Minions: The Rise of Gru hits theaters July 3.

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