WandaVision, Loki, and The Falcon and the Winter Soldier showed up to the Super Bowl

Amid Sunday night’s contest of sport, Disney+ dropped the first teaser for their coming Marvel Studios lineup, finally unveiling how we’ll next be inundated with superhero nonsense. The spot gives some glimpses of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (the one about Falcon and the Winter Soldier), Loki (the one about Loki), and WandaVision (the one about Wanda/Vision). We see that Falcon is, as teased at the end of Avengers: Endgame, indeed taking on the burden of carrying a big, metal plate around everywhere; Loki is apparently alive but in God Prison or something; and Wanda and Vision have—in an extremely experimental-for-Marvel move—somehow reconnected through various eras of sitcom pastiches. Weird!

While WandaVision and FalconSoldier are set for release later this year, the other is currently slated for 2021, so don’t get too excited about LokiOz just yet.

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