Curb Your Enthusiasm returning for eleventh season

Already loaded with Seinfeld money—and now enough HBO cash to buy v-neck sweaters and sneakers to last a hundred miserably neurotic lifetimes—Larry David often plays coy about when or if he’ll bother making more Curb Your Enthusiasm. But with only a few months since his season ten finale, it seems LD is giving us our little scone of a treat early this year.

David and HBO just announced that Curb will stretch into a third decade intermittently on the air with its eleventh season. Though everyone’s favorite four-eyed fuck already blew his big hand sanitizer gag in last season’s finale, it’s said he already has new ideas and has begun writing.

Relevantly, now’s a good time to mention that Larry and Leon stuck in quarantine together should be the only pandemic-themed entertainment allowed to spawn from this shitstorm. Everyone else needs to stop writing their Zoom jokes immediately.

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