by Mark6 years ago ‘Fast 8’ Title Proves Reliably, Brilliantly Dumb THE FATE OF THE FURIOUS. And since we’re somehow on the eighth one of these things, it’s “F8” also. Get it? Their fate is that there’s no way they’ll come up with a better title than this for Fast 9. Fast FIX is not going to cut it. Please help these sad nobodies and: