Once a genre relegated to the amateur PornHub channels of gross swingers, married fetish sex is finally coming to cinemas. In Fifty Shades Freed, the anticlimax of the Fifty Shades trilogy, Dakota Johnson’s Anastasia Steele and Jamie Dornan’s Christian Grey get married. And per this first teaser, it’s confirmed that wedlock in no way makes BDSM-based erotica any sexier: the film seems to now devolve into gunfights, jet skis, car chases, and abduction(?). Oh, to go back to those sexy, halcyon days of just getting roped up and spanked without fear of catching a bullet.
Fifty Shades Grey will—after so long restrained, just waiting for its ecstatic release—hit theaters on Valentine’s Day next year.
