First Wives Club reuniting for another movie about divorcées

Diane Keaton, Goldie Hawn, and Bette Midler are set to share the screen again in the Christmas comedy The Family Jewels, a film that is somehow unconnected to both the trio’s First Wives Club and Keaton’s Christmas comedy The Family Stone.

According to Deadline, the former co-stars will reunite to play the former wives of a man who recently dropped dead in a department store. The death forces the three of them and their respective broods of children and grandchildren to all spend the holidays together. But will their over-the-top squabbles in the end bring them closer than ever as an upper-class family!? Why won’t they tell us!?

Please help these sad nobodies and: