Henry Cavill already found some other dorky crap to work on

Well, Henry Cavill is done with The Witcher, Superman, and his gaming PC build, but it seems he already has some more complete dork shit in the works. The most outrageously good-looking man to ever give off virgin vibes (sorry, Vin Diesel) is reportedly now set to executive produce and star in an Amazon adaptation of Warhammer 40,000. It’s not yet clear just what form(s) the production will take nor how much it should be made fun of.

For those who aren’t huge fucking dweebs, Warhammer 40k is set in a far-distant future where human space marines fight orks and other alien creatures. It’s a tabletop game, Mom. A tabletop game! You paint figurines and play it on a table with your friends! I DO have friends! A TABLETOP GAME, MOM, A TABLETOP GAME!

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