Jack Reacher is large now and this is him

Jack Reacher is no longer the small man. He’s the large man now!

While Tom Cruise once held the keys to Reacher’s midlife crisis muscle car, they’re now being passed on to another man. A large man.

Amazon Studios has reportedly set Alan Ritchson to take over the role in their series reboot of Lee Child’s bestselling book series about a large man. Ritchson, who’s been seen in Titans and The Hunger Games, is somewhere between 6’2″ and 6’4″. He is large:

The large man at work

Per the novels, Large Reacher will now consume Small Reacher.

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