John Cena officially filling giant, wrestler-shaped hole in Fast/Furious 9

A year since taking over Dwayne Johnson’s lead role in the long-planned The Janson Directive, John Cena is once again proving himself the only man huge enough to fill the massive hole left by The Rock.

Deadline is reporting that Cena has officially joined the cast of the ninth Fast and/or Furious movie. Additionally, it’s said that with Johnson now off on his own spin-off franchise, far from his beef with Vin Diesel, he will not appear.

The film’s May 22, 2020 release and protein powder budget remain unchanged.

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