Love or Hate: Night of the Hunter is getting a remake

Already adapted into an iconic 1955 classic, The Night of the Hunter is getting a remake, because nothing matters anymore and who cares. Universal has reportedly hired Operation Finale writer Matthew Orton to pen a contemporary update of the story of a con artist minister-cum-serial-killer. It certainly seems like a pointless effort, but what isn’t these days, y’know?

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