Mads Mikkelsen has joined the new Indiana Jones

Yet another big-time franchise is getting the undeserved bolster of a presence only Mads Mikkelsen can bring.

The inimitable Dane can now add Indiana Jones to a blockbuster IP tally that already includes Bond, Star Wars, the MCU, and soon the Fantastic Beasts universe. He’s reportedly set to join Harrison Ford and Phoebe Waller-Bridge in Indy’s latest quest for some nonsense MacGuffin. Mikkelsen’s role is not known, but there’s absolutely no question he’s the villain, right?

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