Pete Sematary: SNL’s Davidson to play Ramones’ Joey

In a rare case of it making perfect sense that Pete Davidson is a cast member, the SNL breakout has signed on to star in the title role of I Slept with Joey Ramone. Davidson will play his fellow gangling New Yorker in a biopic that explores the Ramones frontman’s influence as a counterculture vanguard of the ’70s. And then an incredibly attractive, high-profile punk woman is going to start sleeping with Pete Davidson.

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