Netflix announces Squid Game season 2, plans to unironically exploit Squid Game

So tired… so sick of the cinematic universes…

Squid Game was Netflix’s most-watched series to date, and as it ended with a tease of more to come, yes, of course it’s getting a second season. Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos finally confirmed as much in an earnings call yesterday, saying the surprise Korean hit would “absolutely” be back for more.

But here’s where the call goes all-too-aptly capitalist dystopian.

Sarandos didn’t just say the series was renewed. He also said, “The Squid Game universe has just begun.”

Please help these sad nobodies and: