Nicolas Cage is playing Spider-Man

Sure, Nicolas Cage has already voiced Superman this year, but is Nicolas Cage not the definitive, manic voice of all heroism? Indeed he is, so now he’s going to voice Spider-Man too. According to Collider, Cage is set to voice one of the many Spider-Men of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. As seen in its trailer, the film takes place in a reality where various alternate-universe Spideys co-exist. Cage will reportedly play Spider-Man Noir, the black-clad, hard-boiled detective version of the hero.

Let’s just hope he never has to face off against Spider-Man’s bee-based villain, The Swarm

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