Sam Jackson to join Chris Rock’s Saw reboot

Perhaps at last ridding this world of all the mother fuckin’ puppets on this mother fuckin’ plane, Samuel L. Jackson has joined Chris Rock’s inexplicable Saw reboot. It’s said Jackson will play father to Rock, who’s playing a detective on the trail of some grizzly crimes. So, yes, the hottest horror remake of the year 2000 has arrived.

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