She-Hulk: Attorney at Law trailer gets big, green, and horny

The first Marvel series to function as a light legal rom-com, a superhero show, and a low-key fetish flick arrives this summer. Here’s a preview with the first trailer for She-Hulk: Attorney at Law.

Tatiana Maslany stars as Jennifer Walters, a 30-something lawyer who, thanks to a blood transfusion from cousin Bruce Banner, now also turns into a Hulk. A Lady-Hulk, if you will. So now she has to balance her work life and love life, all while also dealing with the villainous likes of Tim Roth’s Abomination, Jameela Jamil’s Titania, a guy called Frog Man, and, of course, legions of dudes with sexual perversions about giantesses, feet, stomping, green skin, and probably some other things only those deviants can imagine.

Anyway, with this preview, it’s nice that it seems Maslany gets to show more personality than a lot of her fellow “just a cool badass” MCU women. And shocking to see the MCU even modestly acknowledge actual sex. But, oof, how about that CGI, huh?

Here we thought Moon Knight was as low as Marvel could go, and would you look at this rubbery garden hose of a woman? Is her anger meant to turn her into one of the Sims?

Granted, there’s still months to tweak the VFX before even the first episode, but jeez. Not a great look to be showing off unless you’re a graphics card company in 2005.

We’ll see if it gets any better when She-Hulk: Attorney at Law hits Disney+ this August.

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