Virile Zach Braff to star in another Cheaper by the Dozen remake

Get ready to again laugh at the cruel hilarity of bringing twelve lives into this cursed, dying world!

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Zach Braff has signed on to join Gabrielle Union in our latest remake of Cheaper by the Dozen. Originally a 1950 semi-biographical film and a 1952 follow-up, the tale of a couple birthing a dozen kids was last remade as a Steve Martin vehicle that likewise birthed a sequel. But the story of frankly having entirely too many offspring is evergreen and eternal, so like this relentless father, it’s coming again—now in Disney+.

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