‘The Witcher’ Headed to Netflix Series

No longer need you press buttons or pick up a book to experience the Witcher saga. The novel series turned video game franchise is reportedly heading to Netflix with a serialized adaptation. The Witcher author Andrzej Sapkowski is serving as a creative consultant, and Tomasz Bagiński, who’s helmed the cinematic intros to the games, is among the directors that will bring the story to the screen. The focus of the tale is Geralt of Rivia, a so-called “witcher” who uses his supernatural powers to hunt monsters. About time we give the vastly underrepresented witcher demo some screen time, huh?

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