Zack Snyder shows first hint of restraint in cutting enormous, mangled penis from zombie movie

In what may be the first case of him self-editing and understanding the idea of “too much,” director Zack Snyder has revealed that he cut a giant, gnarled zombie dong from his upcoming Army of the Dead.

Asked by The Sunday Times whether any ideas for his zombie heist flick went “too far,” Snyder gave a nod, saying, “We had a sequence where one of the male strippers had a huge penis with a bite taken out of it.”

He reportedly paused before adding, “We thought that was too much.”

Well, so long as there’s still a shot of a zombie with massive, half-eaten breast implants…

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