Cardi B joins the Fast/Furious “family”

Following her big screen debut in Hustlers, Cardi B is ready to again pull a heist alongside some unusually fit, attractive people. According to Deadline, the rapper-turned-actress has signed on for a small role in the Fate of the Furious sequel that’s not yet even being called Fast & FurIX (you’d say it fyur-ee-ex or something; don’t worry about it). Puerto Rican reggaeton singer Ozuna has also reportedly joined an incoming cast that already includes John Cena, Finn Cole, Michael Rooker, and, hypothetically, cars.

Please help these sad nobodies and: