Here’s the BBC’s gross new Dracula

Ever wanted a Dracula tale where you’re constantly disgusted by the fingernails, bloodshot eyes, and exceedingly British teeth of said Dracula? Well, you’re in luck. That’s soon coming to the BBC with a limited series that sees porn actor normal actor Claes Bang in the title role. Sherlock co-creators Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss are heading up this new take on Bram Stoker’s classic novel about the man-fluid-drinking man.

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