Idris Elba still isn’t Bond, so we put him in Cats instead

Still not passed down the 007 tuxedo the internet has long asked for him, Idris Elba has instead been given a leotard, fright wig, and painted-on whiskers. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the actor will join the unlikely likes of Taylor Swift, Jennifer Hudson, James Corden, and Sir Ian McKellen in Tom Hooper’s adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Cats. Elba will reportedly follow in his Jungle Book path to again play a cat-based villain: the show’s Moriarty analogue, Macavity. It’s still not clear how much of the film will be live-action, but christ…

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