Roku acquires whatever it was that was on Quibi

There’s a new place to not watch Quibi shows!

Roku has reportedly finalized their purchase of Quibi’s entire library of shows so undesirable that they put a company out of business within eight months. What a get!

The deal, said to be worth not even $100 million, includes over 75 series—some of which didn’t even stream before Quibi realized it wasn’t worth it. Those will now make their debut on the Roku Channel, at last bringing the shows you didn’t care about to the service you’d never heard of.

It’s like they say: one man’s trash is another man’s trash with an ad-based over subscription model.

Please help these sad nobodies and: